we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.
it's been 19 years
normally if you want the dave matthews band to dump 800lbs of shit on you you'd have to buy a concert ticket
This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.
Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.
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Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
Ok, I’ll go first
If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
arrested for owning a copy of the "headline news" single. alas
😮😮
2 jail with me...... tee hee
@skeetlebeetle @gothamslostboy @monothenightmare @andjusticeforgordo @ricky-butler22 (and who ever else wants 2 join!!)
oh wait this makes sense
tagging: @yourworstnightmareee @romourina @carm3n-carm3n @slaughterlmao @cinnamonangel333 @vinylbiohazard @entangledwarfare
LIKING GAY PEOPLE ISN'T A CRIME DAMNIT
tagging: @dreamsicle262 @ghostsinacoat @mavr4xx @noose-lion @rampo-obsession @someonebeatmetotheseusernames
That's my cat. Please don't arrest me for having a cat-
Tagging @dreamsicle262 @mavr4xx @againtodreaming @neviixi @taiyohima @dwintu + anyone else who wants to or I'm too scared to tag lmao
Fair...this is too sad :((
Tagging (no pressure): @irritable123 @yumaisbored @akutaguavaa @hey-ho-hero @megumi-fm @nerrissadevampyre @reverie-ve + anyone else who wants to!
Thank you @againtodreaming!💜 True, yours is way too sad🥲
BRUH💀💀💀 "uhm actually, I am already in prison💅" this is way too funny😭
Tagging: @dandybabbler @darkraven66697 @ice-devourer @mike-queerler (no pressure! :3)
from crow time comic
guess I'm arrested for murder
[ID: a kitten with a cowboy hat, next to a tiny saddle, with a desert background. Text reads, "I am God's silliest little cowboy. Life is my horse and love is my lasso." END ID]
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior
next time a furry gets sanctimonious or mad at me on line i’m just going to draw their fursona calmly doing yoga with me in ms paint
if you say you’d enjoy this you’re missing the point, you’re probably not my target, and it can’t be something awful like a sexual harassment drawing or graphic gory “hate art.” it would be like drawing a black and red badass satan wolf power fantasy guy picking daisies cutely with a bunch of nuns or your sexy sergal vixen lady getting diagnosed with ibs. something that has enough effort in it that it shuts you up because it counts as genuine gift art but is something you clearly wouldn’t want to see your character doing. i used to do this sort of thing to opps on deviantart when i was 12/13 and i made friendships that lasted years by doing this. these days when two autistic people on the internet get in a fight they send death threats. what ever happened to ms paint parody art of each others wolves ?
As someone who is somewhat of a “veteran” of the online ND community, I’m disappointed in the lack of positivity and love for lesser known diverse cognitive conditions, and the opposing abundance of posts about “cures” or outdated criteria or treatments for those conditions. So, without further ado, I want to say hello to anyone with any of the disorders I’m listing, and give them the love and support that hardly anyone else in our community has… Shoutout to:
And many, many more I may have forgotten to list (but still support and love)
You are all beautiful and wonderful, and you all deserve so more love, appreciation, acceptance and support. You are just as neurodiverse as the rest of us, and your voices deserve to be heard and amplified.
I love you all ❤️
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